IN PEACE WE COME / OUR STORY
TESTING. TESTING. SPEECH TO TEXT CHECK COMPLETE.
You who reads this. Our Starship has run out of Rarium fuel and we are hurtling towards Blue Marble with White Swirls, or as you call it ‘Earth’. If you read this, you read the contents of what you Earthlings call our Starship ‘Black Box’. This is our story. OVER.
We are a species from Galaxy Monkey Way. Our ship has hit a wormhole and we now find ourselves in your alien planet. We cannot fly home. Monkey Way is too far, and we are out of Rarium. OVER.
You who reads this. Our Starship has run out of Rarium fuel and we are hurtling towards Blue Marble with White Swirls, or as you call it ‘Earth’. If you read this, you read the contents of what you Earthlings call our Starship ‘Black Box’. This is our story. OVER.
We are a species from Galaxy Monkey Way. Our ship has hit a wormhole and we now find ourselves in your alien planet. We cannot fly home. Monkey Way is too far, and we are out of Rarium. OVER.
Red Rust Marble you call ‘Mars’ is our only hope. There are hidden portals connected to Monkey Way inside Martian core. We must travel through portals and bring back Rarium. Portals we can reach easily. But we cannot reach ‘Mars’. OVER.
We hear that he who is proud of his Musk and uses it as his name will be travelling to ‘Mars’ soon. We must board his ship and fly with him if we are to make our way home. OVER.
We also need to find our fellow crew. Most have taken Starship escape capsules to ‘Earth’, but we are now separated. Our crew records are stored on our ship’s ‘Black Box’. By minting a Martian Ape, you are helping us identify those we need to find. OVER.
We hear that he who is proud of his Musk and uses it as his name will be travelling to ‘Mars’ soon. We must board his ship and fly with him if we are to make our way home. OVER.
We also need to find our fellow crew. Most have taken Starship escape capsules to ‘Earth’, but we are now separated. Our crew records are stored on our ship’s ‘Black Box’. By minting a Martian Ape, you are helping us identify those we need to find. OVER.
If you want to know what brought us here, our journey is recorded from start to finish in our Black Box. It is like… what do you call it? A script of moving pictures. The more of our crew you mint [as you Earthlings say], the more of our origin you discover. OVER.
I have not much time. We are about to crash on ‘Earth’. I do not know where ‘Black Box’ will land. But if you read this, it is up to you to help. Going off radio. OVER. OUT.
I have not much time. We are about to crash on ‘Earth’. I do not know where ‘Black Box’ will land. But if you read this, it is up to you to help. Going off radio. OVER. OUT.